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Final (pre-beta) first chapter for my mpreg prompt and part of a side- possibly AU- verse to the 'A Touch of Smith and Jones' one (since that one's suppose to be about Captain Jack Harkness and not the Fury family.) Kip Webster and Joan MacAuliffe belong to The Lionheart who was kind enough to let me borrow them for a bit.

Nine Months and Counting

Phil sometimes wonders why he let his wife talk him into becoming a SHIELD agent.


S.H.I.E.L.D. DOCUMENT 3948277-300043KE2 COMTRANS
PROJECT DATABASE>>PROJECT 6044493-23255 SWR>>
COMMUNICATION TRANSCRIPT

Call Origin: Satellite Phone 793V Assigned to S.H.I.E.L.D Agent Phil Coulson (Level 8)
Phone Location: Iaşi, Romania
Call received by: S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nicholas Fury Sr.(Level 10)

Broadcast locked. Marked for purge.

CODE CLEARANCE: BLACK (Fury only)

S.H.I.E.L.D. OPERATOR
Director? I have an incoming call from Agent Phil Coulson. He's requesting a level 10 line.

NICK FURY, SR.
Is he now? Right, switch the line over and patch him through.

S.H.I.E.L.D. OPERATOR
Yes, sir; switching the line now.

2 second level ten activation tone.

NICK FURY, SR
What happened that ya need a level ten line, Phil?

AGENT PHIL COULSON
We have a…

Five second pause.

…situation.

NICK FURY, SR
You know how much I hate that line. What kind of situation?

PHIL COULSON
It involves Torchwood.

NICK FURY, SR
Hate hearin that even more. What happened?

AGENT PHIL COULSON
We encountered an alien lifeform and…

Seven second pause.

NICK FURY, SR
Spit it out, Phil.

AGENT PHIL COULSON
The encounter resulted in a pregnancy, sir.

NICK FURY, SR
Great. Is Harkness there yet?

VOICE IN BACKGROUND- IDENTIFIED AS CARPASIAN AMBASSADOR TO MOLDOVA MIKEL FURY
I'm tracking him down now.

NICK FURY, SR
Was that Mikel?

AGENT PHIL COULSON
Yes, sir. Ambassador Fury was on site when we arrived.

4 seconds of unintelligible mumbling.

NICK FURY, SR
Don't tell me—he's the one who's pregnant?

AGENT PHIL COULSON
No, sir. He is, however, the father.

2 seconds of unintelligible mumbling.

NICK FURY, SR
Do I want to know who the mother is?

1 minute, 10 seconds of silence.

Goddamn it.

27 seconds of silence.

Right. On my way.

AGENT PHIL COULSON
Yes, sir.

END OF RECORDING
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